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"If only kids could vote then Mugabe would have been really beaten", says my partner's 11 year old child. "They should let us vote because there are more kids than adults. All my friends at schools want MDC to win", she continues. Asked why her and her school mates don't like the old man she replies “He’s boring and old. He needs to go.” Radical common sense has now become common currency in Zimbabwe. Even amongst teacher-less school children.
The waiting game has infected our social lives. Today’s House of Hunger Poetry Slam was maybe more interesting for its crowd than its performers as rowdy audience members shouted election-related comments. The three year-old live poetry competition at Harare’s Book Café had young, angry, subversive poets performing to our town’s impatient residents. Each time the crowd disagreed with points awarded to a poet someone would cry out that the score was rigged. Others shout out that the judge in question is from ZEC, Zimbabwe’s unpopular electoral commission. And when it comes to the final round of poetry performances the crowd unilaterally decide it’s a ‘run off’, a reference to the probable second round of voting between Mugabe and Tsvangirai. Harare is waiting. So in the meantime all we have from the election is freedom to use its jargon.
This is Comrade Fatso's Daily Blog during the Zimbabwe Election period.
See www.comradefatso.vox.com
For Daily Election Blogs by other MAGAMBA! poets and activists see www.myspace.com/magamba
The only run off we want is for Mugabe to run off. Is this an election or an erection because everything seems to be standing still? These are the words on Harare's lips and in its text messages. Our joy is agony. So close but yet so far. We are tired. We can't take this anymore. Everyone I talk to wants the old man to go. If he doesn't they will. Some say they will take to the streets. Others will leave the country. Everyone has a plan in Zimbabwe. Most of us plan to be here. But many will leave if Bob doesn't.
This is Comrade
Fatso's Daily Blog during the Zimbabwe Election period. See
www.comradefatso.vox.com For Daily Election Blogs by other MAGAMBA! poets and
activists see www.myspace.com/magamba
This is Comrade Fatso's Daily Blog during the Zimbabwe Election period.
See www.comradefatso.vox.com
For Daily Election Blogs by other MAGAMBA! poets and activists see www.myspace.com/magamba
Anyone know someone with a truck? There's a guy wanting to move all his stuff from State House to Zvimba. The jokes spread as text messages refer to our aged dictator relocating to his rural home. People really do believe this is a general election - because our generals decide who gets elected. Another joke walking the streets of Harare is that the only difference between an election and an erection is that you can't rig the latter.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7322727.stm
For Comrade Fatso's reports on France 24 see:
http://observers.france24.com/en/content/20080331-zimbabwe-waiting-election-results-rigging
This is Comrade Fatso's Daily Blog during the Zimbabwe
Election period. See www.comradefatso.vox.com For Daily Election Blogs by other MAGAMBA! poets and
activists see www.myspace.com/magamba
Rumour rhymes with ‘ruma’, Shona for bite. Harare has literally been bitten by rumours. Our city is famed for many things but one thing specifically. The ability to turn no news into headlines. The skill of spinning no knowledge into street wisdom. The hustle of selling unconfirmed stories on a hungry parallel market. Our only non-state daily newspaper was bombed so the people’s paper is the people’s stories, nyayas that circulate like a whisper at a bottle store. Mugabe has fled to Malaysia. Morgan has 68% of the presidential vote. Mujuru has lost her seat. Morgan’s win is being broadcast live on TV. A people starved of truth begin to manufacture their own. So truths roam Harare like street kids, tapping your window at every robot. Like an undelivered text message notification ringing on your phone. Constantly.
But just minutes ago some rumours may have become reality. Our hopes may be backed up by facts. When Morgan held his press conference at the Meikles Hotel he told us that after years of struggle we have a new challenge - that of governance. The need to start to restructure and stabilize our country. MDC believe they have clinched victory. Morgan has never appeared so joyous. Once again the rumours begin to bite. MDC is said to be in talks with the armed forces and ZANU about negotiating a hand over of power. Morgan denies the rumours. So, many things are in the air. Hope and rumours. And once again the joy and the certainty of the press conference need to get out into the townships. The people need to taste the joy of a dream becoming reality. They need to be ready to defend their victorious dreams. Otherwise tomorrow will just be another day of spoken headlines and hustled truths.
This is Comrade Fatso's Daily Blog during the Zimbabwe Election period
For Daily Election Blogs by other MAGAMBA! poets and activists see www.myspace.com/magamba
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/8597805A-AF9B-4188-B60C-322E579D28D4.htm
- An article about Fatso's new album House Of Hunger:
- A Reuters article about Fatso and other Zimbabwean bloggers in the struggle for democracy:
http://mobile.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L31416570.htm?=_lite_&1=
Today the streets have a strange energy. People are waiting. Vakamirira maresults. Sundays are normally quiet in Harare’s city centre. Today the streets are shuffling from one foot to another like the thirty fourth person in a snaking bread queue. The streets are unsure. Hopeful. Young police recruits patrol the streets trying to stamp an authority they are no longer sure that they have. The cigarette vendor apologises for the high cost of her cigarettes. ‘Tichadzikisa maprices mangwana’. We will reduce the prices tomorrow. When change comes. The streets are waiting. We woke today to rumours of Mugabe fleeing to Malaysia and news of the MDC press conference. We carried our bababarazi’d selves to the conference after a night of ragga at downtown Harare’s Tube Nightclub. According to the MDC’s counting process they are way ahead in the polls. Victory is on people’s lips. But so is rigging. Because the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission has yet to announce its ‘official’ tally of votes. It has yet to work out how to turn our dream into a nightmare. So expectant Zimbabweans have been subjected to endless music videos and football on the state broadcaster. It’s as if the elections never happened. So the streets wait. Shuffling from one foot to another. Waiting. Hoping. This is Comrade Fatso's Daily Blog during the Zimbabwe Election period. See www.comradefatso.vox.com For Daily Election Blogs by other MAGAMBA! poets and activists see www.myspace.com/magamba
Hapana chakanaka! Toonana kumastreets! Life's bad! We'll see you in the streets! This is the cry that rang out in the Avenues this evening. A rebellious chant erupting in Harare's nocturnal heart. Black, white, coloured, German, Zimbabwean, Dutch, journalists, activists, state security agents. A multi-cultured crowd gathered at the Book Cafe in Harare on the eve of elections for our MAGAMBA! concert - The Day Before. A Concert featuring rebel MCs Outspoken, Upmost and Godobori aswell as Harare's most rebellious band, Comrade Fatso and Chabvondoka.